Friday, November 25, 2005

3 years, 3 seasons, 3 people? Nick & Jessica 2002-2005
We all know it would happen - some of us even prayed for it, but Nick and Jessica have gone the way of all fake marriages. Spiltsville - population - them. The staff here @ the Troy Scott Show officially declared them done about a month ago, they were - however waiting until the slowest newest in the States (Thanksgiving) to make the statement so more media outlets would cover their post pointless money makin' marriage hijinx.

Now here's da twist: Sources have recently told Star that Jessica is pregnant. Despite the split, a source close to the couple tells Star, "They are not filing papers anytime soon. Who knows? Maybe they'll get back together."
Well no they won't unless MTV forks over even more money to Nick and Jessica's clever agents for a new reality show "Newlyborn" Ugh. Well at least we won't have to see yet another Nick & Jessica holiday special this year. That made the Star Wars Holiday special look like Citizen Kane on Ice.

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