Revenge of the Past
Ahh the fuzzy memories of a time not so long ago. Good thing for videotape! One of my best friends Donovan Yaciuk was digging thru his VHS/BetaMax archive today and found something that should have been destroyed on site. A film starring some of Winnipeg's most creative talents today... Cabin Massacre III (there was no part I or II... we just liked the idea of a lazy trilogy) Starring in alphabetical order:

Big Marv Timog(Hot 103/QX104)
Cherie Menzies (Q-94 FM/99.9 BOB FM/1290 CFRW)
Darcy Taves (Q-94 FM)
Donovan Yaciuk (Comic Book artist for DC/Marvel/Dark Horse)
Troy Scott (Q-94 FM)

While the filming location of this 'movie' will forever remain a secret, the plot is pretty common of all the "who done it" types:
I played Lance Thorpe the 3rd - a clueless super rich drunk who takes his pal Wang Chung (Big Marv - heir to the Chung computer empire oh and he has a robotic hand that plays music - for no reason whatsoever) and his extremely promiscuous girlfriend Tyler (Cherie) out to ONE of his father's haunted cabins. On the way the group stops at a local bar and meets Clint Clant (Donovan) a country singer who wants to become a hip-hop sensation and has the platinum blonde hair to prove it. The group also picks up a mysterious stranger (Darcy) who periodically changes his name and carries a loaded handgun. Long story short - we all get killed - save one. I don't want to ruin the ending for you... mostly because I can't remember it. However if it shows up online - BE WARNED. It's WORSE than the Star Wars Holiday Special. Sigh... I'm glad the casting people at Falcon Beach didn't see this.